Whoo! " I'm gonna sit here and enjoy it. We just have to face it. Family Guy All Episodes bc IMDB sucks balls. Sheesh. That's Michael Eisner. 30 and you pay for it in the morning. Catching up. I know you've been plotting|to foil my plans of world domination. Thanks. Your mike isn't plugged in. "Having a great time trying|to make it as a writer in LA. family guy, american dad, rick and morty, south park, cartoon moments, family guy full episodes - Hey, Quagmire. Brian Does Hollywood is the second episode of season three of Family Guy and part two of a two-part special, with "The Thin White Line" being the first. Wah! That was a wonderful trip, and|everyone has something to remember it by. Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2: Brian Does Hollywood (2) Summary: The Griffin family learns Brian has gone to Hollywood. - Dad, they're staring at me. Where's Brian?|- Peter? Ooh! I just don't laugh. Average score for this quiz is 7 / 10. One time at Hatch Pond|- No, absolutely not. Played 2,412 times. I'm already drunk. Jackasses. What was that, 30 years ago? And don't you look at me! Here it comes, buddy. Can someone fluff Paul?|He's got a windsock thing goin' on. (" Muzak) And John Williams. (sobbing) Who did this to you?! When his break finally comes, it is not quite what he had in mind. (" vibrant classical piece) You've come a long way|from hiding from the vacuum cleaner. You want my badge number?|Here's my freakin' badge number! - Great writers like Hemingway drank there. |Yes, jump through the hoop. Wah! This is Jack Nicholson. That's not even that bad. How could I have become involved|in this degrading business? Good luck! All that searching,|that emptiness I felt back home, gone. Massage the scalp. He's never coming out of that coma. It's a good crowd tonight, Mom. |- He wishes. Great. I'm afraid I answered|your question with another question. In "Brian Does Hollywood", we continue the two-part season three premiere of Family Guy with Brian trying to be successful in Hollywood. Uh, Rob Lowe?|- Straight. A big, stupid, doo-doo head! This FAQ is empty. (applause) - Good news. - No, no I mean, yes. You're washing a baby's hair, not|scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress. They're of no use to you. Family Guy. Right on time. I'm having a brainstorm. " Oh, my God. |- What? |See the bar over there? - (ringing)|- Oh, I think that's me. - How's the writing thingy going?|- Terrible. "It seems today that all you see "Is violence in movies and sex on TV "But where are those|good old-fashioned values "On which we used to rely? It's not the first time|you've disrupted a performance. Oh! Previous Cartoon : Brian & Stewie Next Cartoon : Brian Goes Back to College Series Navigation Previous Cartoon : The Thin White Line Next Cartoon : Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Guys, I just got invited to a party|at Sharon Tate's house! |- It's like Bang the Drum Slowly, except the drum's a chick. Sorry. See ya later, Mr Big Shot Crap. The show is offensive but going back and watching it from the beginning, there's nothing too terrible here. You're now my bitch. " I was going to watch the movie,|but forget it. It's Quagmire. Can I? - … I love candy. Hey! They'll love you even if you made|a couple of crappy movies. - All right, one more. - OK. But that doesn't ruin the series or even the episode for me. Or you could make yourself useful|and wipe my button - circular motion. - Stewie, stop fussing. The intro is brilliant. Oh, God. There's no way National TV, you say? Come in. Your husband's always away on business|and you feel isolated and unloved, so you begin to think maybe|you should go back to graduate school. |- Hey, Brian. Find all the best video clips for "Brian Does Hollywood - Family Guy [S03E02]" at getyarn.io. Hey, thanks a lot, you guys. |- Not now, Lois. - I've finally found my life's calling. No, no, I'll wait. The family decides to visit Brian for support in his new career; however, when it turns out Brian is directing pornography, he attempts to keep it a secret from the family. |He's not even using real words any more. This is great. I've been barking up that tree for 17 years. If this is what makes you happy,|we support you. The Jacuzzi girl didn't show. There is|absolutely no way I would consider doing it. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. |- I meant it's funny, Stewie. Brian!|- Oh, hey. Give it up, loser, and don't put|your number on the cover, you stupid (Phil laughs) I'm hungry. I'll bet Samuel L Jackson is here. You might notice that new-script smell. There we go. (" song gets louder) Brian. As of Jan 10 21. |- And when I make my appearance, - you'll all be talking about it the next day. - Maybe Stewie could get on that show. Argh! Star World. (muffled protests) English SDH. You are some piece of work, lady. I mean, Daddy's old. (imitates ship's horn)|Someone send me out to sea. When I was a little boy|we would play stickball. Peter wonders where the screenwriter of the 1982 sex comedy Porky’s frequented. - We got a letter from Brian. Pretty good, huh? 49:10. |There. You do because it's normal. |- Of course. |- I'm clean. Brian Does Hollywood I will say I have been offended by the show before, sometimes a joke will be in very poor taste and not funny. Brian. - It's like stew, only with an "ie!" Yutz. Here I go, down the slope. That's it. You gotta look cute|to audition for national TV. We'll get|the video camera and make our own show. - Sure. Jim Henson's Family Hub is the official social home to The Jim Henson Company's family entertainment and a virtual community celebrating, supporting and connecting all kinds of families. Jean-Marc Rocher . |He's a producer. |- Where'd that guy who wrote Porky's drink? Sunshine and farts. My God. - Real long. Argh! Ow! When I was writing Coastguard,|I couldn't think of anyone other than - There's a woodpecker on your head. If you've got|something to say, say it to my face. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. |- Does anyone else smell Astroglide? Oh, my God. Oh, God. He's been in LA|how long? - Seriously. Samuel L. Jackson appears to be featured in the … Family Guy - Season 3: Brian Does Hollywood - In the conclusion of a two-part storyline, Brian leaves Quahog for Hollywood in order to write films. I wanna thank my incredible team, who've been with me from Shaving|Private Ryan to Welcome to my Face. (applause) Stewie. Oh. Daha fazla videoya gözat. - Brian. 5 (6 votes) Example of: Main / PreviouslyOn. Musso & Frank's is famous. I think it's something I'd be excited|to be a part of, so call my (man bursts out laughing) Listen, I'm just jackin'you. I have somebody you have to meet. Oh, I'm going down the mountain. It originally aired on Fox in the United States on July 18, 2001. We're going to Hollywood,|where people are sexy and clever and always say somethin' funny|before the commercial break. Yes, she and I|are going to have a good time together. (sighs) You know what we'll do? All he said was "black chick". Yes, and I'm tired of you people|always calling during dinner. |All the studs and sluts are arriving. No toothpicks. Wraps itself up a little too quickly but still great. |Ooh, too much dressing. Peter is beaten by the Los Angeles Police Department in a manner similar to Rodney King , although he … |- (laughter) - Hm. |Coo-coo-cachoo. "On the set"! I'm hungry and possibly teething. Wow, a real movie set. "Family Guy" Brian Does Hollywood (TV Episode 2001) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. - (crowd gasps)|- Oh, jeez. (" musical intro) Now back to "Kids Say the Darndest Things". - Let me see. You know he actually called the main|character John Everyman? After recovering from his cocaine addiction, Brian decides it's time to move on with his life and packs up for California to pursue his dream of writing screenplays. (siren) Oh, crap. - Ask me what I want to be when I grow up. Stop applauding him. |There's just no way I can do this. |- Now you're a director, we embarrass you? In the "Kids Say" auditions, when the Griffins are waiting to go in, Peter is wearing a blue suit with a red tie. - What's your name?|- Brian. Brian's a Hollywood|director, and we're small-town people. Watching the scenes with Bill Cosby is a little strange because he's such a monster obviously but it's still funny. (inhales deeply) Keanu Reeves. Jasper's my cousin. Part two of two. (honking) Peter, slow down. On the set of Brian’s film, Stewie asks: “Does anyone else smell Astroglide?”, mentioning a lubricant commonly used in pornographic movies. - Who the hell does Brian think he is?|- Maybe he thought we'd get in the way. (" Muzak) Walter Murphy. "I read the other review from some guy who was so offended by one joke. Tell your father|not to start the car. The Griffins learn Brian left for Hollywood, and after trying out for Kids Say the Darndest Things, Stewie wins the family a free trip to Los Angeles to visit him. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Hilariously parodied in the opening of Brian Does Hollywood, with numerous two-parter cliches, none of which happened in the show, much less the previous episode. tunefind Brian Does Hollywood/Transcript From Family Guy Wiki, your fan-created Family Guy resource. In his newest project, he co-stars with Jenna Jameson in a film directed by Brian. 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